Brilliant ways! How Girls turn Guys down!!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours�
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HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
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HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
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HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
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HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
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HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
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HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
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HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
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HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
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HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
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HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
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HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
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HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
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HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
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